May 14, 2031: On the fourth anniversary of the death of the last Palestinian born and raised in the West Bank, Pentagon official James McCaster revealed that not a single one of the Palestinian children that were killed during the Gaza conflict had any known links to Hamas.
‘Oops’, he was reported saying as tears welled up in his eyes. ‘This has been an incredibly rough time for me, coming to grips with the death of all of these innocent victims.’
Mr. McCaster describes his ongoing battle with depression and the constant mental health visits he’s made to various clinical professionals. Warner Brothers is set to release a film titled, ‘White man’s burden’, based on the tragic period of his life in which he supplied a hydrogen bomb to the IDF for the sole purpose of demolishing Dr. Abbas’ Pediatric Clinic, suspected of harboring Hamas medical supplies.
"oops" is funny, not only because of how it's worded, but because something of that vein would come out of that person's mouth.
"WHITE MAN'S BURDEN" 🤣