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Anon walks home in the city at 2 AM (sh.itjust.works)

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe if you skipped?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago (1 children)

That would be hilarious …. I’m not sure I remember how.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 week ago

Step 1: braid your hair. Two braids to the sides or two pigtails, either works

Step 2: get one of those big swirly lollies

Step 3: ba-dee ba-daa

Left- right -- air time -- right-left -- air time