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Anon falls in love (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 50 points 2 months ago (1 children)

After my girlfriend gained the ability to smell, she dumped me. She hates roses now though

[–] [email protected] 21 points 2 months ago (1 children)

How do you suddenly gain that ability? Are there implants for smell as well? Or did they extract some lego bricks that she stuffed up her nose as a kid?

[–] [email protected] 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

might've recovered from long COVID

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 months ago

As she apparantly liked roses before and now does no longer, I read it as 'she was born without the ability to smell'.