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Anyone that likes schooners are wankers.
Look I'll accept 500ml in Europe as it's metric and metric and better. (Also sometimes you can get 1l)
But a pint is just right. Fuck everything else. I want a pint and I'm willing to riot about it. Fuck you, you cunts. It's been pints since time immemorial and as a good fucking Brit I'll kick off about this. If we give up on pints might as well just sink the whole fucking country, I'm not going to be the generation that fucks up the future for the future generations.
Australia can be HOT. That's why large serves aren't popular. They go warm.
Not if you don't fuck about.
Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.
We can all start fast, but there comes a time, where your beer WILL go warm.
Hence smaller serves in hot climates. Air con has negated the need so much, but, the culture still remains.
Nobody can beat the sun. Nobody.
Get a middy or a half pint.
Your beer WILL go warm in a schooner.