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[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 months ago (2 children)

Who's more honest about their organization being a family, the Mafia or a corporation?

[–] [email protected] 11 points 2 months ago

The mafia, no doubt about it. Fuck corporations. I'll believe in corporate personhood the fucking moment Texas ecutes one.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The mattress is literally called "The Family". As for how honest that is, idk how nepotistic they are.

Though that could go for big companies too. "When we said 'We're a family here', we meant upper management, not you."