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This is a little believable... (lemmy.world)

submitted 6 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (3 children)

Go on...

[–] [email protected] 16 points 6 months ago (2 children)

He fixes the cable.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 6 months ago (1 children)

Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

No no, Comcast actually doing something useful would be highly erotic and fantasy of the highest order

[–] [email protected] 5 points 6 months ago

He hands over the pizza and gets a $3 tip. Then the pizza buyers are disappointed that there isn't enough sausage.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 6 months ago (1 children)

James Gunn's PG Porn.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 6 months ago

I had forgotten this existed and I thank you for reminding me of it.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 6 months ago

I think there's an actual guy on Pornhub who posts videos of him subverting all the pervy tropes by just playing them straight without the transition to sex, and it became such a meme that actual porn stars began showing up in his videos to also play the pervy tropes straight.

It's basically Ned Flanders being told to act out the initial dialogue in a porno and it's absolutely hilarious.