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Fictional alien time travellers can’t be black, insist morons (newsthump.com)

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[–] [email protected] 1 points 6 months ago

I want a future where every colour is beautiful. Uniformity is too bland and too susceptible to mass extinction events. Genetic diversity is what ensures our greater chances of survival, so while I welcome ending racism as a concept, i see our common baseline to be as fellow humans.

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