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Don't care what the reason is. (lemmy.world)

submitted 7 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 38 points 7 months ago (14 children)

devils advocate: what if that person stealing a sandwich turned out to be convicted murderer Robert Durst

On November 30, Durst was caught inside a Wegmans supermarket in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, after trying to shoplift Band-Aids, a newspaper, and a chicken salad sandwich, despite having $500 in cash in his pocket.

[–] [email protected] 35 points 7 months ago (5 children)

Ok, if you see Robert Durst stealing a sandwich, report him immediately. Otherwise, don't.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 7 months ago (2 children)

What if I see him murdering someone?

[–] [email protected] 18 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Give him a sandwhich?

[–] [email protected] 7 points 7 months ago

Have we considered that maybe he murdered because he had low blood sugar?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 7 months ago

give him two, he'll have to do the murder with his feet til he finishes one. might give the victim the opportunity they need.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 7 months ago

Okay but for all you know he could be murdering a child murderer

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